CALL ME C.R.A.Z.Y.: In “C.R.A.Z.Y.,” Zachary is one of five boys in an eccentric French-Canadian Catholic household. Family life is often difficult — his mother is convinced Zac has supernatural healing powers and Zac, a fan of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity,” is conflicted about his sexuality, much to the concern of his stern father. 7:45 p.m. Friday on Sundance.

FRIDAY
Outlaugh Festival on Wisecrack
Margaret Cho hosts. Jason Stuart kicks things off with his take on straight men, “Lost” and dating, while Cashetta, a drag magician, shows us a new trick. Cho also performs some of her trademark stand-up discussing topics such as religion, homophobia and ethnic stereotypes. 6:30 p.m. on Logo.

Mad Man
Pete’s life becomes more complicated; Don is alienated. With Bryan Batt as art director Salvatore. 7 p.m. on American Movie Classics.

A Model Life
The young models meet with swimwear designer Ashley Paige and get a harsh lesson in dealing with a critical client. After the group is late for a photo shoot, a bad attitude could send one girl packing. 7 p.m. on The Learning Channel.

Style by Jury
Because we desperately need another makeover show? 7 p.m. on Women’s Entertainment.

Presidential Forum
Logo and Human Rights Campaign Foundation present this historic and first-ever live televised U.S. presidential candidate forum on issues of importance to the GLBT community, with the leading 2008 Democratic presidential candidates including Hillary Clinton, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama and Bill Richardson 7 p.m. on Logo; also airs 10 a.m. Saturday

Chelsea Lately
Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won’t die and other hot topics of the day. Not gay, but wonderfully, viciously dishy. 8 p.m. on E!

40 Greatest Reality TV Moments 2
Moments from “American Idol,” “Survivor,” “Flavor of Love,” “Project Runway,” “Wife Swap,” “America’s Next Top Model,” “The Real World,” “The Apprentice” and many more will be featured. 8 p.m. on VH1.

Meadowlands
The truth about Danny’s relationship with his children. With Harry Treadway as asexual, androgynous teen Mark. 9 p.m. on Showtime.

Larry King Live
This episode is scheduled to focus on transgender issues. 9 p.m. on CNN.

Design Star
The 10 remaining designers are split into teams to make-over neighboring kitchens. Two designers will be sent home. Clive Pearse hosts. Martha McCully, Cynthia Rowley and Vern Yip are the judges. Scott and Josh Johnson are the gay contestants. 9 p.m. on HGTV.

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
Starring Laurel Holloman and Nicole Parker as two teens experiencing their first love. 9:15 p.m. on Independent Film Channel.

IF YOUR VAGINA SPEAKS, LISTEN: In a quaint suburb of Baltimore, a concussion transforms Sylvia Stickles (Tracy Ullman) from an upstanding housewife, mother of a nymphomaniac daughter (Selma Blair) and convenience-store owner into a night-crawling sexual compulsive. When her husband (Chris Isaak) can no longer meet her demands, Sylvia ventures out into a bizarre world of like-minded people led by mystical cult leader Ray-Ray (Johnny Knoxville), determined to unlock the secrets of the universe. Directed by John Waters, the film presents his infamously outrageous and depraved humor in this tale of sexual liberation. “A Dirty Shame” airs Sunday at 3 a.m. on Logo.

American Beauty
Satire of dysfunctional suburban families in this multi- Oscar- winning film, written by Alan Ball. Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, Thora Birch, Wes Bentley, Mena Suvari, Peter Gallagher, Chris Cooper and Allison Janney star. Scott Bakula and Sam Robards play a gay couple. Look for a twist. 10 p.m. on CineMax.

Henry Rollins
Gore Vidal is a guest. 11 p.m. on Independent Film Channel.

John From Cincinnati
Mitch tracks down a reclusive chemist in Mexico while Cissy heads up a search team. With Matt Winston as gay lottery winner Barry. 11:30 p.m. on HBO.

SATURDAY
Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade
Softcore porn with lesbian scene. 12:40 a.m. on CineMax.

The Comedy Central Roast: Pamela Anderson
Lady Bunny, Courtney Love and Bea Arthur are among the roasters. 1 a.m. on Comedy Central.

Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World
Rick and Steve’s lesbian friends ask Rick to father their child. While the women search out back-up donors online, Steve wants to spice up their sex life with a three-way. Featuring the voices of Alan Cumming, Wilson Cruz and Peter Paige of “Queer as Folk.” 1 a.m. on Logo.

Theater of Blood
Vincent Price stars in this very black comedy as actor Edward Lionheart, who gets revenge on eight London critics by mimicking death scenes from Shakespearean plays. Robert Morley plays presumably gay critic Meredith Merridew, who meets his end in a very unappetizing manner. 1:15 a.m. on Turner Classic Movies.

Little Death
Paul (François Delaive), a gay photographer who has been creating a portfolio of men during orgasm, learns that his father is near death. Despite not having seen him during the past six years, Paul visits his dying parent with a very unusual agenda. Directed by François Ozon. 1:30 a.m. on Sundance.

Top Chef
Meticulous real-estate investor Jeff Lewis has just purchased a neglected property and deals with a disgruntled employee. His business partner, Ryan, is his former boyfriend. 2 a.m. on Bravo.

Friends and Lovers
A really bad movie about a bunch of 20-somethings who go away for a ski weekend. Starring Stephen Baldwin, Danny Nucci, Claudia Schiffer, Alison Eastwood, Leon and Robert Downey Jr. Nucci gets to play the gay character. 2:25 a.m. on HBO 2.

When Will I Be Loved
Neve Campbell stars as Vera, femme fatale for the 21st century, a beautiful, capricious young woman exploring the limits of her sexual and intellectual power. She picks up men on the street, videotapes her romps with a female lover and has sexually frank discussions with her potential employer. 3 a.m. on Showtime Too.

Psycho Beach Party
Adaptation of Charles Busch’s play, a spoof on 1950s teen surf movies. It centers on a tomboy (Lauren Ambrose, “Six Feet Under”) who wants to surf. And there is a serial killer on the loose. Busch plays Captain Monica Stark. 3 a.m. on Logo.

The Beautician and the Beast
Pretty much “The Nanny” goes to Europe. This time Fran Dresher plays a beautician who tutors the children of a tyrant of a fictitious Eastern European country. There are a couple of gay characters in her beauty school. 4 a.m. on USA.

The Ballad of Little Jo
Suzy Amis stars as a single mother who poses as a man to survive on her own in the Old West. With Ian McKellan. 4:10 a.m. on HBO 2.

Love Lessons
In this touching and insightful documentary, three gay men and women seek advice and potential partners with the help of professional matchmakers. Perry is a 34-year-old, HIV-positive gay man who only feels comfortable dating other HIV-positive men but hasn’t had a serious date in two years. Rachel is 36 and tends to fall for the wrong women. Mark is a 37-year-old ex-flight attendant who feels stuck at this point in his life. These single men and women will learn the dos and don’ts of dating and will put their new knowledge and insight to the test. 8 a.m. on Logo.

Fried Green Tomatoes
Adapted from the Fannie Flagg novel; tells the tale of Idgie (Mary Stuart Masterson) and Ruth (Mary-Louise Parker) in a story told to Evelyn (Kathy Bates) by Ninny (Jessica Tandy). 9:10 a.m. on Encore Drama.

Orange County
Colin Hanks stars as a high-school student determined to get into Stanford after a school counselor (Lily Tomlin) sends the wrong transcript. His two best friends may be gay and there is a lesbian kiss. Written by Mike White. 9:30 a.m. on Comedy Central.

V for Vendetta
Set in 2020 England, now run by a totalitarian government, Natalie Portman stars as Evie, a TV station employee who is saved by a masked vigilante known as V (Hugo Weaving); she becomes his ally in his plan to revolt against their oppressive government. While Evie is in prison, she receives notes from a lesbian prisoner relaying her life story. Stephen Fry plays a closeted TV show host. 9:45 a.m. on CineMax.

The Haunting
A group of people spend a night in a haunted house. Starring Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lili Taylor, Owen Wilson and Bruce Dern. Zeta-Jones’ character is bisexual. 11:45 a.m. on HBO 2.

Secret Ceremony
In an old family mansion, two emotionally needy women — a troubled young heiress (Mia Farrow) and an aging prostitute (Elizabeth Taylor) — enact a perverse faux mother-daughter relationship. Complications multiply when the heiress’ stepfather (Robert Mitchum) reappears with apparent incestuous intentions. Hailed by some as neglected work by master filmmaker Joseph Losey; for others it’s a forgotten camp classic. Look for lesbian overtones between Elizabeth’s and Mia’s characters. 12 p.m. and 6:05 p.m. on Sundance.

E! True Hollywood Story: Angelina Jolie
A look at the life and career of the actress. 1 p.m. on E!

Saving Silverman
Wayne (Steve Zahn) and J.D. (Jack Black) try to prevent Darren (Jason Biggs) from getting married. J.D. comes to realize that he is gay as the film progresses. 1:30 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Thelma and Louise
Starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis, whose weekend outing has them getting more and more involved in criminal activity. No, not a lesbian movie, but certainly a feminist one, and one of female bonding. Oh, and we get to see Brad Pitt’s butt. 2 p.m. on Encore.

Get Bruce!
Out writer and comedian Bruce Vilanch is profiled in this humorous documentary. Included are interviews with Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Nathan Lane, Lily Tomlin and Rosie O’Donnell. 2:15 p.m. on Starz Edge.

Bad Girls
Renee attacks Yvonne in the bathroom and makes her intimidating presence known to the rest of the inmates. But when they decide to fight back, the tragic results put both the inmates and the officers on the spot. 4:30 p.m. on Logo.

That Touch of Mink
A bachelor (Cary Grant) proposes a love affair to a virtuous secretary (Doris Day), but she is more interested in marriage. In a subplot, a psychiatrist (Gig Young) thinks he is in love with Grant’s character. With Audrey Meadows, John Astin and Dick Sargent. 5 p.m. on Turner Classic Movies.

Without Prejudice
Among those vying for the $25,000 is Jim, who is married to his partner, and they are expecting twins via a surrogate. Among those on the panel deciding who gets the money is Michael, who is gay. 5 p.m. on Game Show Network.

Miss Congeniality
Sandra Bullock plays an FBI agent who has to go undercover as Miss New Jersey at the Miss United States Pageant to thwart a bombing plan. Michael Caine plays the gay beauty consultant hired to transform her. 8 p.m. on TBS.

The Believers
What happens when a group of trans-people want to reclaim their spirituality and start an all-trans gospel choir? This documentary tells the story of Transcendence Gospel Choir, the first-ever entirely transgender choir, which consists of individuals who are attempting to overcome feeling “Bible burnt” by the Christian Right while at the same time trying to form a musically cohesive choir. 9 p.m. on Logo.

American Justice: The San Francisco Dog Mauling
A look at the case of lesbian Diane Whipple, who was killed by her neighbor’s two dogs in her apartment building. 10 p.m. on Arts & Entertainment.

Sex and Lucia
Lucia (Paz Vega), an impulsive waitress, goes on a trip to a remote island after she learns of the death of her lover Lorenzo (Tristan Ulloa), a novelist. Erotic flashbacks from Lorenzo’s past with Lucia and other women and scenes from Lorenzo’s fiction commingle to create a challenging Mobius strip of a tale. 11:55 p.m. on Sundance.

SUNDAY
Secuestro Express
Set in Caracas, Venezuela, a young couple is kidnapped by three street thugs and held for ransom, which is a regional pastime. The pair are humiliated and threatened. At one point they are taken to the home of a gay drug dealer, where there is a surprising turn of events. 1:50 a.m. on Starz Edge.

Once Bitten
Starring Lauren Hutton as a vampire with her fangs set for virgin Jim Carrey (Lauren, even at your age you can do much better). With Cleavon Little as her gay valet, Sebastian. 2:50 a.m. on Encore.

Things To Do Before You’re 30
A group of 20-something Londoners deals with the approaching adulthood. One of them, Adam (Shaun Parkes), hasn’t told the others that he is gay. 3 a.m. on Sundance.

True Life: I Have Gay Parents
Three teenagers who have gay or lesbian parents are profiled. 3 a.m. on MTV.

It’s My Party
Nick (Eric Roberts) decides to commit suicide after he finds out he will die soon due to an AIDS condition. He throws himself a party first. Randal Klieser directs and Margaret Cho, Gregory Harrison, Paul Regina and Bronson Pinchot are among the guests. 7 a.m. on Logo.

Biography: Janis Joplin
The legendary singer is profiled. 8 a.m. on Arts & Entertainment.

Hollywood’s 10 Best: Girlfriend Movies
Rosie O’Donnell, Dolly Parton and Helen Mirren are among those interviewed in this look at movies that depict friendship between women. 8:30 a.m. on Biography.

Girl Play
When cast as lesbian lovers in a play, Robin (Robin Greenspan) and Lacie’s (Lacie Harmon) onstage intimacy soon begs the question if the emotions they feel for each other are simply for the “girl play” or possibly true love. With Dom DeLuise as Gabriel, the gay director of the play. 9:30 a.m. on Logo.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Robert Downey Jr. stars as Harry Lockhart, a petty thief from New York, who escapes to Hollywood and gets an audition for a role as a detective in a movie. To train for the role, he becomes involved in a murder investigation lead by a gay detective, Gay Perry (Val Kilmer). 11:15 a.m. on CineMax.

Welcome to the Parker
Jonathan Alder, who designed the interior of the Parker Palm Springs hotel, comes for a visit and puts the staff through their paces. Meanwhile, a newlywed lesbian couple gets a memorable honeymoon and a demanding group keeps the new catering sales manager busy. 11:30 a.m. on Bravo.

Out of Control: 10 Celebrity Rehabs Exposed
This E! special counts down the 10 most outrageous celebrity rehab stories, from the stars who’ve battled drugs and alcohol to the ones accused of racism and homophobia. 12 p.m. on E!

A Very Serious Person
A 13-year-old (P.J. Verhoest) bonds with his grandmother’s (Polly Bergen) male nurse (Charles Busch, who wrote and directed the film), a gay man who urges the boy to hide his homosexuality. 2:35 p.m. on The Movie Channel.

State of Mind
Lesbian parents fight for custody and Barry (Devon Gummersall) tries to assist in the situation. 9 p.m. on Lifetime.

Brothers & Sisters
In an effort to restore life to normalcy, Nora invites her deceased husband’s illegitimate daughter to a family dinner and has a romantic encounter with her college professor. Meanwhile, Senator McCallister makes a surprising introduction. Kevin (Matthew Rhys) continues his rocky relationship with soap star Chad (Jason Lewis). 10 p.m. on ABC.