FRIDAY Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay visits an ailing restaurant in Ridgewood, N. J. 9 p.m. on Fox.
SATURDAY Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone One of the films featuring the popular wizard. 8 p.m. on CBS.
Suze Orman Show The out money expert’s finance show. 9 p.m. on CNBC.
Graham Norton Show The gay Brit hosts a talk show. 10:30 p.m. on BBC America.
The Wanda Sykes Show The out comedian hosts her talk show with plenty of booze, jokes and Porshe, her drag-queen sidekick. 11 p.m. on Fox.
Saturday Night Live Aston Kutcher hosts and Them Crooked Vultures performs. 11:30 p.m. on NBC.
SUNDAY Super Bowl XLIV Saints vs. Colts, but we’re really keeping an eye on the commercials. 6:30 p.m. on CBS.
The Sound of Music Just in case you have no interest in the Super Bowl. 7 p.m. on ABC Family Channel.
MONDAY House Look for bisexual character Thirteen. 8 p.m. on Fox.
How I Met Your Mother The openly gay Neil Patrick Harris stars as Barney in a Valentine’s Day-themed episode. 8 p.m. on CBS.
RuPaul’s Drag Race Drag queens compete in this reality contest. 9 p.m. on Logo.
TUESDAY American Idol Out talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres judges. 8 p.m. on Fox.
Reno 911! Look for Lt. Dangle in this comedy. 9 p.m. on Logo.
WEDNESDAY The New Adventures of Old Christine Look for out comedian Wanda Sykes as Barb. 8 p.m. on CBS.
American Idol Ellen DeGeneres judges and more dreams get crushed. 9 p.m. on Fox.
Modern Family Gay couple and adoptive parents Mitchell and Cameron try to set up Manny on a date. 9 p.m. on ABC.
The Robert Verdi Show The out celebrity stylist dreams up new ways to make more money for his empire. 10 p.m. on Logo.
Ugly Betty The show is canceled after this season, so catch it while you can. Designer Brian Reyes appears as himself. 10 p.m. on ABC.
THURSDAY Mambo Italiano Angelo, an aspiring television writer in his 20s, decides to move out of his Italian-immigrant parents’ home much to their disappointment. But when his parents find out that he’s gay and he moved in with his policeman boyfriend, Nino, they react with excessive drama and hysteria. 8 p.m. on Logo.
Grey’s Anatomy Look for out character Callie Torres in this Valentine’s Day-themed episode. 9 p.m. on ABC.
Queer TV you can always see
One Life to Live Look for Kyle and Fish. Monday-Friday, 2 p.m. on ABC.
Ellen Monday-Friday, 3 p.m. on NBC.
The Rachel Maddow Show Monday-Friday, 9 p.m. on MSNBC.