Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments in Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, aka the “gay wedding cake” case.
Something totally unprecedented has happened and I am not sure how to break this news to you, my loyal readers. In fact, I doubt that you will even believe what I am about to tell you, as it is so rare and unheard of. It’s basically the unicorn of conservative politics, so prepare to be shocked: A lawmaker who campaigned on anti-LGBT “family values” nonsense got caught being, like, super-gay.
“Wonder Woman” made me gay. At least, that’s what I like to tell people. Since I am old, I’m, of course, talking about the TV show starring Lynda Carter, not the movie starring Gal Gadot (though I did see the movie and, if anything, it just made me more gay). The TV show didn’t have a gay storyline or anything, it’s just that Carter’s Wonder Woman was sexy and strong AF, and I was all about it.