Hello LGBTQ Americans! Are you ready to enslave “people of faith throughout these United States of America?”
Because the U.S. House just passed the Equality Act and, according to James Dobson, that’s our job now.
Hopefully by the time you read this, the United States isn’t routinely opening up criminal investigations into women who have miscarriages. And I say routinely because there are already cases where women have ended up in prison after their miscarriages were called baby murders. So imagine how much worse it will get for women if the radical right-wingers have their way and overturn Roe v. Wade. And if you can’t imagine it, I challenge you to talk to your grandma about what it was like back in her day, or just read a goddamn book. Conversely, you could also watch “The Handmaid’s Tale” on Hulu, which is on track to win an Emmy for Best Documentary.
Well hello, and welcome to another episode of “A Gay is Running for President,” a minute-by-minute freakout by the conservative right — sponsored by Homophobia and The Dumb.
The gay in question is Pete Buttigieg, the current mayor of South Bend, Ind., and his last name is pronounced: boot-edge-edge.