Welp, Roy Moore (R-Pedophile) lost to Democrat Doug Jones in Alabama, a true Hanukkah miracle, probably prompted from Roy Moore’s wife saying Moore isn’t anti-Semitic because he has a Jew lawyer!

The current state of the Republican Party: 100-percent morally bankrupt. It’s not like they had a great track record before, but the party has truly sunk to new lows ever since nominating a B-rate reality-show host and “businessman” for president. And now that Trump is actually the president (insert vomit emoji here), the party has done everything it can to sink to his level.

Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments in Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, aka the “gay wedding cake” case.

Growing up, my Australian education consisted of watching “Crocodile Dundee” and listening to “Down Under” by Men At Work. Today’s generation may be more familiar with Australia via YouTube videos of terrifyingly large spiders and venomous snakes.