Not every teacher is able to find the courage to boldly declare that gay, lesbian and bisexual students have no purpose in life and that their very existence is offensive to her.

All together now: “If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake.

Hey, are you pissed that President Obama has been all nice-nice with the gays lately? Then you should totally set him on fire.

As I write this, gays and lesbians are celebrating the fact that President Obama called for equal rights for everyone, not just straight people, during his inaugural address.