Creep of the Week

I went to go see “Finding Dory” with my son and I feel compelled to report that there is no transgender stingray featured in the film. I repeat: There is no trans-ray featured in the film. At least not that I saw. I mean, one scene features hundreds of them swimming by and there’s just no way I could clock them all.

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So much anti-LGBT dumbfuckery has emerged after the shooting of 102 people, of whom 49 were killed, by a man with a military-style assault weapon at Pulse, a gay nightclub in Orlando. There has also been much love and support for LGBT people and rainbow flags a’flyin’ literally and figuratively. And that’s nice. But, man, the antigay stuff is just especially exhausting to read through and think about right now. 

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No one on an FBI watch list should be able to easily buy a gun. No one should be allowed to buy a gun designed for the military to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible. If you want to hold an AR-15 or something like it, join the fucking Army. I know that gun nuts disagree. But I don’t have the patience or the time to argue with people who think guns are more important than human lives.

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A few months ago, I watched “The Martian,” starring Matt Damon as an astronaut who crash lands on Mars and is left for dead (only he isn’t dead, everybody just thinks he is). I was exhausted and couldn’t stay awake, but I’m pretty sure that he has to drink his own pee and perform Mr. Wizard space-magic feats in order to save himself. Spoiler alert: He doesn’t die.

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