For many years, people have been trying to figure out what makes a person gay.

Thanks to Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist thugs, everybody knows that God hates fags.

Happy New Year, everybody! And just in case you wondered if 2011 would find the antigay right as fixated on the complicated genital equation of penis + penis/vagina + vagina <> penis + vagina, worry not.

“Today is a very sad day,” sighed a doddering, out-of-touch John McCain on the day “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was finally repealed by Congress.