Everyone knows that United States soldiers hate gay people.

You know the old saying, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it on Facebook?” Well, Arkansas Midland School District vice president Clint McCance took it to heart recently when he posted some vile antigay hate speech to rival Fred Phelps and his band of “God Hates Fags” loonies.

Attention all incestuous Iowans.

I think we can all agree that bullying is bad.