OK, I’m not trying to alarm anyone, but I think Glenn Beck is planning on molesting kids at Hershey Park (you know, the amusement park where everything is made of chocolate, I’m pretty sure).
If you’ve never listened to Caffeinated Thoughts Radio, let me get you up to speed. It sounds a lot like one of those drive-time morning shows with the chattering hosts who think they are hilarious and laugh at themselves a lot. Except Caffeinated Thoughts is a right-wing Christian show dressed up to seem a little hipper than most (and there are so many) right-wing radio shows.
My 6-year-old son has two moms. For Mothers’ Day (and, yes, that’s where we put the apostrophe), he gave both my wife (a.k.a. “Mommy”) and me cards with “coupons” for things like “let the dogs owt” and “serv dinr.” At school, he drew both of our portraits and wrote a little essay about each of us. He wrote that I was “good at writing poetry” and that my wife’s favorite hobby is “worcing owt.”