
THAT’S MY SPOT: Normally we wouldn’t give the tired sitcom cliché of my-new-friend-just-happens-to-be-gay thing a second look but, given that Orlando Jones (left) is guest starring as Brad, Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) new friend from the gym, we’ll give “Rules of Engagement” a look at 9:30 p.m. March 16 on CBS. Photo: Sonja Flemming/CBS
FRIDAY Double Indemnity
Hollywood’s closet lesbian, Barbara Stanwyck, as a scheming wife. 8 p.m. on TCM.
Dollhouse
Echo infiltrates a dangerous cult to save another woman — blind. 9 p.m. on FOX.
Mildred Pierce
Joan Crawford at her awesome best as the eponymous Mildred, trying to make a better life for her daughter. 10 p.m. on TCM.
SATURDAY Showgirls
The campy lesbian cult classic stars Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon as Vegas showgirls. 8:30 p.m. on Logo.
SUNDAY Amazing Race
Gay activist Dr. Mel White and his gay son, Mike, are still in. Barely. 8 p.m. on CBS.
Desperate Housewives
Swoosie Kurtz guest stars as Susan’s (Terri Hatcher) possible new lover. Will the housewives become the new L-word gals? 9 p.m. on ABC.
Brothers & Sisters
Robert recovers from his heart attack with Kevin’s help. Tommy heads to prison. 10 p.m. on ABC.
MONDAY RuPaul’s Drag Race
Episode seven features highlights, lowlights and previously unseen footage from the first six episodes. 10 p.m. on Logo.
TUESDAY The Eyes of Tammy Faye
The fascinating life of televangelist Tammy Faye, known for her outlandish eye makeup and fearless compassion. Narrated by RuPaul. 7:30 a.m. on Logo.
WEDNESDAY America’s Next Top Model
The female and TG models get makeovers. 8 p.m. on the CW.
Chopping Block
Can there ever be enough reality shows with queer chefs? No! 8 p.m. on NBC.
New Adventures of Old Christine
Lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes. 8 p.m. on CBS.
The Real World: Brooklyn
Bisexual Sarah, transgender Katelynn, Mormon frat boy Chet and gay boy J.D. 10 p.m. on MTV.
THURSDAY Ugly Betty
Daniel and Wilhelmina hope an issue of Mode devoted to sex will turn their fortunes around. 8 p.m. on ABC.
Grey’s Anatomy
Callie and Arizona, Izzie faces death, Meredith and Dr. McDreamy plan a future. What could possibly go wrong? 9 p.m. on ABC.
Hell’s Kitchen
The lesbian chef, LA, is still in. Last week, Chef Ramsay sent Colleen, whom he’s hated from the start, home. 9 p.m. on FOX.
QUEER TV YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE All My Children
How bad can things get in Pine Valley for Reese? Last week Zach grabbed Reese to drag her out of Pine Valley and she fell face-first into a tray of glassware. Now she’s badly injured, blinded and aching even more for Bianca. Dr. Angela Hubbard wants to bring Bianca back. Will she? Or will Reese’s parents use her accident as an excuse to try and take control of their lesbian daughter again? Monday-Friday, 1 p.m. on ABC.
As the World Turns
Luke and Noah seem to have cracked the case of who killed Reg and Elwood, but the investigation is ongoing. Next week, however, someone from their past returns to Oakdale. What does it mean that Brian — with his crush on Luke — is out of the closet and coming back to town? Monday-Friday, 2 p.m. on CBS.
Ellen
Monday-Friday, 3 p.m. on NBC.
The Rachel Maddow Show
Monday-Friday, 9 p.m. on MSNBC.
